Yo Mama Jokes

yo momma is so old that when she dated jesus,she was 25

yo momma is so old that one of her pets was from noah's ark

yo momma so fat that when she wears a yellow shirt people started yelling taxi

yo momma is so dumb she thought a quater back was a refund

yo momma so poor that when i asked to use the bathroom she said pick a corner

yo momma is so poor that when i saw her kicking a can i asked what are you doing she said moving

yo momma is so fat that when she fell i tried not to laugh buy the ground started cracking up

yo momma so fat that i had to look at her twice to see her once

yo mooma so fat...well i don't know if she is fat or skinny because i never met the guy

yo momma is so ugly that when she went to compete for worlds ugliest person the people said we don't accept professionals

yo momma so fat that when she jumped in the sky she got stuck

yo momma so ugly that she made the blind man cry

yo momma so ugly that people wore her for halloween

stop telling your mother to change her lipstick or soon i'll have a rainbow colored d***

what is the diference between the titanic and yo momma: while the titanic sunk yo momma floated

yo momma is like a brick; heavy hard and laid by mexicans

yo momma is like a vacume;she sucks,she blows and is laid in the closet

yo momma so ugly that she made the onions cry

yo momma so fat that when she laid in bed the bed said abcdefg GET THE F** UP OFF OF ME!

yo momma so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued

yo momma stink so bad that when she went in the bathroom the dog walked in and said hold up wait a minute let me put some bleach in it

yo momma so stupid that she put an energizer up her butt and said i got the power

yo momma is so fat that it takes 5plane 4trains and 3taxis just to get around you

yo momma's lips are so big that when she asked for her chapstick i gave her a deoderant and said here you go

yo momma so skinny that she can hoolahoop with a cherio

yo momma is so short that she can do flips under her bed

yo momma is so short she can swing her legs off the curb

yo momma so stupid that when i said i am going to the super bowl she got a large spoon

yo momma so stupid that when i said isn't it chilli out here she got a spoon and some chilli

yo momma's teeth is so gaped that she got highways between them

yo momma's teeth is so yellow that when she close her mouth her stomach light up

yo momma's teeth so yellow that the sun said that's my baby

yo momma's teeth is so yellow that when she close her mouth her eyes light up

yo momma is so stupid that when i said fill the gas tank she started farting in her car

yo momma so fat that she uses a tree as a toothpick

yo momma is like a light bulb,everybody can turn her on

yo momma is so bald that when she got braids it looked like stiches

yo momma so bald that you can see what is on her mind

yo momma so bald that when she took a shower she got brain washed

yo momma is so tall that when she did a backflip she kicked jesus in the mouth

yo momma so fat,dumb, and clumsy that when she was going to wal-mart,she tripped ove k-mart and fell right on target

ok.......................................

ummm... I have a question...

If I have a yo mama joke, I sort of need to read through ALL of your jokes first to make sure I don't duplicate.

FYI

yo momma so stupid, she made a post with the same amount of jokes as tascha's, ruining da flow

yo mama so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.

yo momma so stupid, she bought solar-powered flshlights in case of a blackout

Yo Mama so stupid that she said " It's raining and I am getting wet!" when she was swimming.

Yo momma so fat, when she sat on a rainbow it made skittles

yo mama so fat that when anybody asks where she lives, she responds " On all of earth".

Yo momma so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, the judges siad "Sorry no professianls"

Trina wrote:ummm... I have a question...

If I have a yo mama joke, I sort of need to read through ALL of your jokes first to make sure I don't duplicate.

FYI

lol don't worry if you accidentally duplicate the world won't end XD.

P.S. you guys make other jokes topics! TAKE SOME CHARGE

meh, we dont feel like taking charge. so far, thers no point. and no people.

Yeah, Tascha you got a point...

but STILL

yo mama so smart that she joined this forum

haha eugene... and karel true but when people come I dont want it to be empty

well weres da people?

I talked with Mr. Mergans. He's putting a link on the VSB home page and hes talking to administrators... I wanna see if I can put a snip of it in the newsletter, and if I can make a P.A. announcement.

Wish me luck... lol

i shall, but in a simplistic way

well thats good enough for me

... dont let karel wish you luck XD

hahaha I wont anymore

did you talk to mr. mergens yet?

duh

hud?

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